1 00:00:14,748 --> 00:00:20,201 This is the story of ``you'' orphans'' who� put fate together. 2 00:00:20,582 --> 00:00:24,717 They didn't know what it was �he�, there is something terrifyingly huge. 3 00:00:24,753 --> 00:00:26,449 ...Something big. 4 00:00:26,485 --> 00:00:28,144 Big fight 5 00:00:44,917 --> 00:00:47,971 This is our first orphan, Lucka. 6 00:00:48,328 --> 00:00:56,179 He was brought up by an old, dear steward, But he was murdered by God. 7 00:01:02,878 --> 00:01:05,312 Please don't die. 8 00:01:05,801 --> 00:01:10,870 Please don't die, I just have you. Get off my hand! 9 00:01:12,806 --> 00:01:14,544 Sorry. 10 00:01:16,592 --> 00:01:18,967 That's some code. 11 00:01:21,156 --> 00:01:22,869 what is it 12 00:01:25,536 --> 00:01:30,439 My God! Tell me where! Please! 13 00:01:38,344 --> 00:01:41,944 I'll take you off as Kevin Federlin. 14 00:01:43,246 --> 00:01:46,174 Please, at least some clue! 15 00:01:50,575 --> 00:01:52,162 Your body is shaped like the letter... "D" ! 16 00:01:53,878 --> 00:01:56,509 Please, please, more. That means "A". 17 00:02:02,310 --> 00:02:07,927 Te� knows it��... Te� "V" .."V"! "I"... D..DA..CROWD..CROWD! 18 00:02:25,899 --> 00:02:27,640 Da Vinci! 19 00:02:28,938 --> 00:02:30,176 Good. 20 00:02:38,210 --> 00:02:42,150 SO STRA�N� ��ES M� TOM 21 00:02:48,470 --> 00:02:50,958 Side... "Side" it... ...that word has 7 letters. 22 00:02:55,018 --> 00:02:57,039 When is seven! 23 00:03:12,498 --> 00:03:16,171 THE GOLDEN TICKET WINS ANCI ON A HUGE ADVENTURE! 24 00:03:34,033 --> 00:03:37,976 N� dal�� orphan is Edward. 25 00:03:38,015 --> 00:03:42,406 He lived in a Mexican cage on par with other children. 26 00:03:49,574 --> 00:03:51,496 I won't eat it. 27 00:03:54,106 --> 00:03:59,421 Eduard, let's go today something exceptionally tasty. 28 00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:42,546 Nacho! Raw doritos are the best! 29 00:04:56,777 --> 00:04:58,771 I've had enough! 30 00:04:58,947 --> 00:05:02,146 I will become a Lucha Libre champion. 31 00:05:04,682 --> 00:05:08,326 - Do you think you are better than other orphans? - Yeah. 32 00:05:08,970 --> 00:05:14,315 Chanchita, come here. Show him what honor means. 33 00:05:25,423 --> 00:05:26,918 That's probably some kind of joke. 34 00:05:33,938 --> 00:05:37,062 Try how the beans taste deep in your nose. 35 00:05:38,996 --> 00:05:42,328 Sound and chop him up. 36 00:05:43,252 --> 00:05:45,483 Chanchita, throw him off the table! 37 00:05:54,142 --> 00:05:55,396 THE GOLDEN TICKET WINS ANCI ON A HUGE ADVENTURE! 38 00:05:57,229 --> 00:05:59,399 And don't come back, you fool! 39 00:06:10,170 --> 00:06:18,530 Na�e dal�� an orphan, Susan, just flew from Namibia to meet her step-parents. 40 00:06:23,483 --> 00:06:26,297 - Would you like a cocktail? - Just water. 41 00:06:26,709 --> 00:06:28,870 What would you like to drink? 42 00:07:10,940 --> 00:07:13,682 I chose the �fifteen� day for the flight. 43 00:07:16,558 --> 00:07:18,527 That's a lot. 44 00:07:18,567 --> 00:07:21,911 I've had enough of these fucking snakes on this fucking plane. 45 00:07:21,947 --> 00:07:23,737 - Me too. 46 00:07:23,773 --> 00:07:25,976 - I've had enough! 47 00:07:26,013 --> 00:07:28,714 I've had enough of these fucking snakes on this fucking plane. 48 00:07:28,750 --> 00:07:30,266 Correct. 49 00:07:30,303 --> 00:07:34,812 I've had enough of these fucking snakes on this fucking plane. 50 00:07:34,849 --> 00:07:36,829 Why does he keep repeating it? 51 00:07:36,865 --> 00:07:42,927 Because internet blogs they love it when I say: I've had enough ....! 52 00:07:42,728 --> 00:07:45,526 Good. We've heard it before, right?! 53 00:07:45,631 --> 00:07:48,566 No, I don't think so!! 54 00:07:48,668 --> 00:07:52,570 I've had enough of these fucking snakes in this fucking plane. 55 00:07:52,818 --> 00:07:57,020 - Why the hell? - I'm fucking you, girl! 56 00:07:57,056 --> 00:08:00,189 V�dycky �vu ! I'm Samuel L. Jackson. "Girl" ? 57 00:08:12,286 --> 00:08:13,836 I am so excited... 58 00:08:28,355 --> 00:08:30,232 Yeah! 59 00:08:43,136 --> 00:08:46,482 And this is our last orphan, Petr. 60 00:08:46,524 --> 00:08:51,605 He found his place, among mutants. 61 00:08:51,644 --> 00:08:54,856 But they never accepted him among themselves. 62 00:09:35,245 --> 00:09:40,007 -Hello, Mystique. -Hello, L.C. 63 00:09:45,022 --> 00:09:51,575 So...I tried... Would you like to go to the prom with me? 64 00:09:52,515 --> 00:09:54,192 Ask eF. 65 00:10:10,490 --> 00:10:12,285 Well done, Rogue. 66 00:10:16,248 --> 00:10:17,947 bath with my girl 67 00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:20,840 I can't get angry. 68 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,712 Shit. 69 00:10:50,626 --> 00:10:55,021 Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 70 00:10:55,308 --> 00:10:57,173 What is he going to do now? 71 00:11:00,485 --> 00:11:02,187 He releases his strength. 72 00:11:07,172 --> 00:11:09,059 He will release the angels' candles! 73 00:11:20,445 --> 00:11:22,317 Sleeping chicken bed. 74 00:11:27,449 --> 00:11:29,905 Leave it... Leave it... 75 00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:36,781 It is known that Petr is very big He wants to be able to defend himself. 76 00:12:09,417 --> 00:12:15,368 For these �ty�i orphans, theirs Lives change once in a while. 77 00:12:54,833 --> 00:12:56,306 Welcome. 78 00:13:17,392 --> 00:13:18,978 I expected you. 79 00:13:19,205 --> 00:13:22,153 So... Come on. 80 00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:53,754 I love your legendary sweets. 81 00:13:54,752 --> 00:13:56,256 Wait around! 82 00:14:07,168 --> 00:14:08,852 Detour! 83 00:14:29,706 --> 00:14:35,027 Actually, it's a sewer. 84 00:14:43,890 --> 00:14:50,274 Young people, you want to know, thanks to him Do my sweets taste special? 85 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:55,726 It is a special ingredient... 86 00:14:55,763 --> 00:14:58,775 Actually, they are human organs. 87 00:14:59,796 --> 00:15:05,867 The body parts of each of you they can turn into tasty sweets. 88 00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:08,218 - I'm falling from here. 89 00:15:13,554 --> 00:15:15,926 - Let us go, you bastard! - Let us go, you bastard! 90 00:15:15,937 --> 00:15:18,936 No, I can't do that. 91 00:15:18,972 --> 00:15:20,142 Yes, it can. 92 00:15:20,179 --> 00:15:21,312 I have. 93 00:15:22,688 --> 00:15:25,953 Now you are only mine. 94 00:16:32,487 --> 00:16:34,480 Stop! Let me go! 95 00:17:04,079 --> 00:17:05,260 What does it do? 96 00:17:06,803 --> 00:17:09,211 Willy told me to clean the handles. 97 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:11,067 Fool. 98 00:17:11,695 --> 00:17:13,654 We have to get out of here. 99 00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:16,561 - We have to get out of here. - That's what I said! 100 00:17:16,814 --> 00:17:18,558 That's what I learned. 101 00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:23,155 Where do we go? I have nowhere to go back to. 102 00:17:23,191 --> 00:17:25,314 And that's what I thought The frosting is my piece of ``dough''. 103 00:17:25,780 --> 00:17:27,984 I only had my curator. 104 00:17:28,186 --> 00:17:29,642 I never had anyone. 105 00:17:30,121 --> 00:17:31,940 I raised myself. 106 00:17:31,976 --> 00:17:34,735 - That's why you're superficial? 107 00:17:37,608 --> 00:17:39,751 And eat a little poison. 108 00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:45,355 - For us? - Because no one would feel sorry for us. 109 00:17:45,946 --> 00:17:47,819 We'll be here until we don't understand. 110 00:17:47,856 --> 00:17:49,931 Shut up, protect us. 111 00:17:49,967 --> 00:17:52,196 Don't tell me what to do. You are not my father. 112 00:17:52,734 --> 00:17:56,292 You are twice the coward. 113 00:17:56,329 --> 00:17:58,293 Let Peter. He was just defending himself. 114 00:18:00,128 --> 00:18:02,551 Take care of yourself. 115 00:18:04,753 --> 00:18:07,076 We are united in this. 116 00:18:07,513 --> 00:18:11,237 I don't think only of myself but if we can read 117 00:18:11,274 --> 00:18:13,096 we have to stick together. 118 00:18:19,892 --> 00:18:21,834 Are you not coming? 119 00:18:23,241 --> 00:18:24,974 I don't know 120 00:18:26,959 --> 00:18:30,334 -Who wants to pity my baton? -This is Willy. 121 00:18:31,095 --> 00:18:32,393 Hide ! 122 00:18:48,889 --> 00:18:50,821 Where are you? 123 00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:08,534 I will find you 124 00:20:04,193 --> 00:20:09,043 -Caution- May cause suffocation, stay away from this shit. 125 00:21:33,147 --> 00:21:35,431 Frozen... 126 00:22:11,095 --> 00:22:12,831 My jafyk! 127 00:22:14,570 --> 00:22:16,549 Good�����������. 128 00:22:25,405 --> 00:22:26,732 where am i 129 00:22:27,558 --> 00:22:29,301 In a land called Gnarnia. 130 00:22:43,051 --> 00:22:45,477 Ah.. "g", as in the word� "gnome." 131 00:22:45,740 --> 00:22:47,489 Or "gnarly." 132 00:22:48,326 --> 00:22:52,161 It's not similar. I am Mr. Tumnus. 133 00:22:52,197 --> 00:22:54,385 I'm Luka. 134 00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:56,726 who are you 135 00:22:57,089 --> 00:22:59,097 I'm a faun. 136 00:22:59,232 --> 00:23:01,309 Half a man, Half a goat. 137 00:23:03,474 --> 00:23:06,660 - Ah... - Yeah, dad pushed the goat. 138 00:23:07,864 --> 00:23:09,522 These are my parents. 139 00:23:11,635 --> 00:23:13,701 I have a beard. 140 00:23:13,738 --> 00:23:15,253 Thank you 141 00:23:16,613 --> 00:23:21,840 -And you? -...no, my parents are people. 142 00:23:22,535 --> 00:23:24,639 Ugh, gross. 143 00:23:28,823 --> 00:23:32,541 You are Eva's daughter what? 144 00:23:43,376 --> 00:23:46,818 How I didn't double up. I will guide you here. 145 00:23:57,199 --> 00:23:59,731 Welcome to my faun house. 146 00:24:17,814 --> 00:24:18,849 Okay, let's go. 147 00:24:28,687 --> 00:24:31,099 Look in the fridge. 148 00:24:32,757 --> 00:24:35,138 Cristal is always the best. 149 00:24:36,793 --> 00:24:39,941 Diddy is here with us. Hey Diddy! 150 00:24:51,298 --> 00:24:54,197 Enjoy with the baskets. 151 00:25:12,090 --> 00:25:14,013 - Look at my plasma. 152 00:25:14,050 --> 00:25:16,147 Welcome my pet! 153 00:25:21,943 --> 00:25:24,446 "Scarred Face" is a fucking killer. 154 00:25:25,258 --> 00:25:29,672 I'm Tony Montana. You're gonna suck m�, you screw the best one! 155 00:25:33,567 --> 00:25:39,158 A true resident of the city He has a flat screen TV. 156 00:25:39,441 --> 00:25:42,027 To the toilet, where I take my penis... 157 00:25:48,056 --> 00:25:50,072 This is my favorite scene. 158 00:25:56,546 --> 00:25:59,810 Under the sofa, when I clean up a bit... 159 00:26:07,941 --> 00:26:10,599 On her head when she...well, 160 00:26:10,841 --> 00:26:12,683 My hoof flies. 161 00:26:19,539 --> 00:26:23,876 You've seen my chat, so get out of here... 162 00:26:25,016 --> 00:26:27,610 Well, I would I should have returned. 163 00:26:27,719 --> 00:26:32,349 No, he must...stay here. 164 00:26:32,457 --> 00:26:35,358 Mr. Tumnus I will never forget you. 165 00:26:36,561 --> 00:26:39,155 please take it as a memory of me. 166 00:26:42,567 --> 00:26:44,467 And it's on you. 167 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,431 Sorry. 168 00:26:51,491 --> 00:26:57,231 Luca... You are in danger��. 169 00:26:57,418 --> 00:27:00,208 He has to leave, now. 170 00:27:01,811 --> 00:27:05,896 - What happened? - Take it, you will understand everything. 171 00:27:20,237 --> 00:27:22,610 Identification confirmed. 172 00:27:23,546 --> 00:27:25,406 My eyes! 173 00:27:29,612 --> 00:27:32,282 It's better than contact lenses. 174 00:27:35,550 --> 00:27:38,227 A Belgian white woman who rules Gnarnia She ordered to give him every man, 175 00:27:38,264 --> 00:27:42,527 which we sleep. 176 00:27:43,033 --> 00:27:47,225 I brought you here to betray you... 177 00:27:47,261 --> 00:27:49,567 But I can't do it. 178 00:27:49,603 --> 00:27:51,452 You are a true friend. 179 00:27:51,653 --> 00:27:54,934 She plunged the entire earth into winter. 180 00:27:54,970 --> 00:27:57,764 Under his rule here we have: 181 00:27:57,801 --> 00:27:59,417 Wiretapping,... 182 00:27:59,454 --> 00:28:00,998 ... the ban on homosexual marriages,... 183 00:28:01,034 --> 00:28:05,120 ...not talking about a ``bad'' response to a hurricane. 184 00:28:06,082 --> 00:28:10,912 Not even black people do business with White Girl. 185 00:28:12,824 --> 00:28:15,725 It exists here resistance movement. 186 00:28:15,827 --> 00:28:19,786 They discovered that the White Girl was developing weapons of mass destruction, 187 00:28:19,898 --> 00:28:21,957 which we all have must kill. 188 00:28:24,069 --> 00:28:27,038 Wait, a real weapon of mass Destroyed or just a toy? 189 00:28:27,138 --> 00:28:29,231 No, really� 190 00:28:29,915 --> 00:28:31,474 - That's strange. 191 00:28:32,130 --> 00:28:34,268 Run, don't find out. 192 00:28:38,103 --> 00:28:40,780 This report is self-explanatory zni�� in one second. 193 00:28:40,817 --> 00:28:42,245 What? 194 00:28:51,034 --> 00:28:53,464 Climb wherever you are. 195 00:28:58,464 --> 00:29:01,235 - Luka? - Who wants to sniff Willy's ego? 196 00:29:01,277 --> 00:29:03,367 Run, he must hide. 197 00:29:05,623 --> 00:29:10,150 Luka. Who lived here? Liberal? 198 00:29:29,377 --> 00:29:31,579 Good cover, that glass. 199 00:30:25,636 --> 00:30:27,935 Stifler's mother! 200 00:30:34,012 --> 00:30:36,393 On your knees before the queen. 201 00:30:39,258 --> 00:30:40,850 Are you the son of Adam? 202 00:30:40,891 --> 00:30:42,012 What? 203 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,237 No, I'm Edward. 204 00:30:45,192 --> 00:30:46,997 I apologize, Your Highness. 205 00:30:47,035 --> 00:30:49,842 I followed Lucky's tracks... Lucka ? 206 00:30:49,882 --> 00:30:51,482 How big is your family? 207 00:30:51,518 --> 00:30:54,164 No. Lucka, Petr and Susan they are not my family 208 00:30:54,306 --> 00:30:56,641 We are orphans from birth. 209 00:30:56,711 --> 00:30:58,205 Heating. 210 00:31:00,991 --> 00:31:04,950 Please let me help you up. 211 00:31:10,269 --> 00:31:13,713 - It must be dry. - Yes. 212 00:31:25,892 --> 00:31:27,689 What, 40 percent? 213 00:31:49,432 --> 00:31:51,137 I love this city. 214 00:31:51,179 --> 00:31:54,338 This should be your new home. 215 00:31:55,648 --> 00:31:58,221 With my help, he can become king. 216 00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:01,977 What? King? 217 00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:06,189 He cannot be king. 218 00:32:06,929 --> 00:32:08,939 And you will be my queen? 219 00:32:32,748 --> 00:32:34,945 So what? 220 00:32:37,572 --> 00:32:40,981 But first... I must get to know others too. Why? 221 00:32:41,012 --> 00:32:44,389 Does he also want to make Peter a king? 222 00:32:45,190 --> 00:32:51,487 Oh, no! But...every king needs one a subject who sacrifices himself for him. 223 00:32:55,261 --> 00:32:56,658 But Your Highness...? 224 00:33:00,192 --> 00:33:03,601 Look, this is my White Castle. 225 00:33:05,363 --> 00:33:08,891 - White castle? -I guess he once was. 226 00:33:09,537 --> 00:33:13,264 I live the rest, and I crown you king. 227 00:33:14,308 --> 00:33:15,790 Sure. 228 00:33:36,322 --> 00:33:37,327 Luka. 229 00:33:38,529 --> 00:33:39,892 Edward?! 230 00:33:41,659 --> 00:33:43,788 Did you pass the test too? 231 00:33:44,665 --> 00:33:47,317 Luke! Edward! 232 00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:51,448 It's a pretty good cover. 233 00:33:51,485 --> 00:33:54,211 We have to run now. We are here in great danger. 234 00:33:54,244 --> 00:33:56,137 But no.. We have to stay here. 235 00:33:56,175 --> 00:33:57,464 Where did Luca go? 236 00:33:57,500 --> 00:33:59,502 - They're here. ��day� there is no danger here. 237 00:33:59,537 --> 00:34:01,108 - Look, I'm using my name. 238 00:34:05,398 --> 00:34:09,051 Please, let's go. Mr. Tumnus warned me. 239 00:34:09,609 --> 00:34:11,615 Mr. Tumnus, who the hell is this? 240 00:34:12,259 --> 00:34:13,822 I love sudoku. 241 00:34:17,712 --> 00:34:19,202 He is a goat-man. 242 00:34:19,237 --> 00:34:22,131 He warned my predecessor danger. Come on Luke... 243 00:34:22,169 --> 00:34:26,375 Fine! If you think he was bullshitting, he is We will go to him and ask him yourself. 244 00:34:32,194 --> 00:34:33,957 It will be t잚� n� I thought. 245 00:34:36,884 --> 00:34:39,529 Hey look, Nicole Richie! 246 00:34:55,728 --> 00:34:57,356 Mr. Tumnus? 247 00:35:00,931 --> 00:35:03,723 So what happened here? 248 00:35:03,737 --> 00:35:06,501 - What the hell is that? - Talking beaver! 249 00:35:06,541 --> 00:35:09,104 - Fuck it! - Get out of here! 250 00:35:09,145 --> 00:35:11,381 No! 251 00:35:17,409 --> 00:35:21,220 I feel in my crotch that you are not used to talking beavers. 252 00:35:21,257 --> 00:35:23,625 My name is Hairy Beaver. 253 00:35:25,631 --> 00:35:28,617 Mr. Tumnus is my life partner. 254 00:35:28,980 --> 00:35:30,518 Honey... 255 00:35:32,088 --> 00:35:35,370 Mr. Tumnus was kidnapped by a White girl. 256 00:35:36,311 --> 00:35:38,863 The cruel leader... 257 00:35:38,900 --> 00:35:41,393 ... kidnapped Mr. Tumnus for hiding a person. 258 00:35:41,429 --> 00:35:43,887 Can we help you in any way? 259 00:35:43,923 --> 00:35:45,072 Yes. 260 00:35:45,109 --> 00:35:48,700 You must go to Assel. He is waiting for you at the ancient table. 261 00:35:48,737 --> 00:35:51,486 - Who is Asslo? - Who is Asslo? 262 00:35:52,013 --> 00:35:55,273 - He is the true king of Gnarnia. - Not for long. 263 00:35:55,310 --> 00:35:57,300 Look, it's warm... 264 00:35:57,301 --> 00:36:01,368 The stars join Assl and destroy the White Girl together. 265 00:36:01,815 --> 00:36:03,901 - We? - Yeah, you're heroes. 266 00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:07,408 - Get over it, Pete. - My son... 267 00:36:07,705 --> 00:36:10,834 I will send you to earth, but not without reason. 268 00:36:11,027 --> 00:36:14,155 It will be the work of humanity. 269 00:36:17,750 --> 00:36:19,835 You are truly unstoppable. 270 00:36:32,490 --> 00:36:36,681 Oh my god, you fooled me into the fucking eye! 271 00:36:36,722 --> 00:36:40,868 It hurt like hell! Why did you do that to ass? That wasn't necessary, you bastard! 272 00:36:47,078 --> 00:36:49,779 - But that's impossible. - "But that's impossible." 273 00:36:49,815 --> 00:36:52,480 - Why him? - He may not be Superman... 274 00:36:52,517 --> 00:36:54,531 ...but he's still a hero. 275 00:36:54,568 --> 00:36:56,546 Such is his fate. 276 00:36:58,582 --> 00:37:02,085 Think that everyone is special would you like to? 277 00:37:02,658 --> 00:37:05,349 Look around you. Each of you is from a different family. 278 00:37:14,257 --> 00:37:15,667 Nice view. 279 00:37:30,652 --> 00:37:32,907 We are all in the pictures. 280 00:37:37,054 --> 00:37:39,038 But what does that mean? 281 00:37:49,433 --> 00:37:51,401 Correct. 282 00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:57,400 It's a cryptix. 283 00:37:57,508 --> 00:37:59,976 The manager could how to decipher it. 284 00:38:05,916 --> 00:38:07,975 Boom up. 285 00:38:19,897 --> 00:38:21,865 I will be careful. 286 00:38:32,109 --> 00:38:34,839 What is it? 287 00:38:34,945 --> 00:38:36,708 Our birth certificates. 288 00:38:39,550 --> 00:38:43,680 We all have the same last name and the same parents. 289 00:38:47,091 --> 00:38:49,491 I don't get it. You are all familiar. 290 00:38:50,975 --> 00:38:55,425 Brothers and sisters - family, for Christ's sake! 291 00:38:58,868 --> 00:39:00,990 is it true 292 00:39:01,027 --> 00:39:03,478 None of us had a family yet. 293 00:39:03,650 --> 00:39:06,047 None of us had a family yet. 294 00:39:06,141 --> 00:39:07,580 It's true. 295 00:39:07,733 --> 00:39:09,846 You are two. 296 00:39:10,218 --> 00:39:11,492 And our parents? 297 00:39:11,529 --> 00:39:13,556 The White Girl killed them. 298 00:39:13,592 --> 00:39:15,718 Then she split you up,... 299 00:39:15,755 --> 00:39:18,613 ...so that the room is never filled. 300 00:39:20,991 --> 00:39:22,943 where is edward 301 00:39:26,264 --> 00:39:28,869 I'm back, treasure. 302 00:39:28,911 --> 00:39:29,891 Oh man, did I miss you? 303 00:39:33,753 --> 00:39:36,498 - Why�?! - Because I'm not your friend. 304 00:39:37,478 --> 00:39:39,301 Where are the others? 305 00:39:40,384 --> 00:39:42,328 I thought we had something in common. 306 00:39:43,967 --> 00:39:46,538 I even have a tattoo of your name. 307 00:39:50,573 --> 00:39:54,398 I will remind you more 50 Cent tattoo, idiot. 308 00:39:54,434 --> 00:39:55,740 Fuck! 309 00:39:55,776 --> 00:39:57,486 They didn't do what I wanted! 310 00:40:00,427 --> 00:40:03,862 I ask you again. Where m� the rest of the family? 311 00:40:03,899 --> 00:40:06,191 ��k�m you, they are not my family! 312 00:40:10,184 --> 00:40:11,959 Tell me where they are? 313 00:40:13,535 --> 00:40:15,031 Never. 314 00:40:20,882 --> 00:40:23,482 to the house of Mr. Tumnus. 315 00:40:27,486 --> 00:40:31,565 Yes! You just got caught. 316 00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:34,514 Yeah! We got him. Say it to the camera. 317 00:40:35,481 --> 00:40:37,909 - Say it. - You just got me. 318 00:40:40,047 --> 00:40:41,874 We just caught Edward. 319 00:40:41,911 --> 00:40:44,006 That was amazing! 320 00:40:44,042 --> 00:40:46,284 ڞasn�! 321 00:40:48,315 --> 00:40:51,265 That epic, that's all I am. 322 00:40:51,302 --> 00:40:54,873 I make it, you love it and take it. 323 00:40:56,086 --> 00:41:00,045 That was a big ass. Get annoying! 324 00:41:08,811 --> 00:41:10,142 Moron! 325 00:41:13,376 --> 00:41:14,795 Silas! 326 00:41:23,395 --> 00:41:28,241 The children are at Mr. Tumnus's. 327 00:41:29,088 --> 00:41:30,366 Find them and kill them! 328 00:41:30,406 --> 00:41:35,444 I'll be back on my birthday, White Whore. 329 00:41:45,633 --> 00:41:49,073 Beat me the way Bobby Whitney wants to. 330 00:41:55,501 --> 00:41:56,752 No. No! 331 00:41:56,890 --> 00:41:59,487 He's going to jail. 332 00:42:01,391 --> 00:42:04,643 Edward! 333 00:42:05,660 --> 00:42:07,805 Mr. Tumnus. 334 00:42:19,094 --> 00:42:21,225 I missed you, Boba Fuzzy. 335 00:42:35,762 --> 00:42:41,979 Did the White Girl do that to you? Whore. And now she held Edward back. 336 00:42:42,015 --> 00:42:44,881 - We have to save him! - Wake up, Luke! 337 00:42:45,433 --> 00:42:47,148 It is dangerous. 338 00:42:47,184 --> 00:42:49,885 For him, captivity is comparable to death. 339 00:42:52,266 --> 00:42:54,466 That's my.. 340 00:42:55,506 --> 00:42:57,406 "The resistance movement discovered... 341 00:42:57,508 --> 00:43:00,543 "She got the White Whore weapons of mass destruction... 342 00:43:00,644 --> 00:43:02,475 "and he wants to leave her within 24 hours." 343 00:43:02,935 --> 00:43:04,716 We have to disappear from now on! 344 00:43:06,469 --> 00:43:10,388 Only Asslo has it help So take us to him. 345 00:43:14,014 --> 00:43:15,528 What was it for? 346 00:43:17,932 --> 00:43:19,389 I forgot it. 347 00:43:20,192 --> 00:43:24,428 You don't know Assl, you have something to prove. 348 00:43:24,464 --> 00:43:28,487 Only then can you defeat White Girl. Save your brother. 349 00:43:28,523 --> 00:43:32,510 See you at Assl's. Let the forces work for you. 350 00:43:44,499 --> 00:43:48,147 Someone is mad. The girl discovered you. 351 00:43:48,184 --> 00:43:51,045 You have to go now! You will train there. 352 00:43:51,857 --> 00:43:53,347 Go! 353 00:43:57,298 --> 00:44:00,952 - And you Mr. Tumnus? - I'll stay here... 354 00:44:00,988 --> 00:44:03,366 and I will fight him. 355 00:44:04,279 --> 00:44:08,450 Don't ever come back for me. 356 00:44:08,331 --> 00:44:13,213 -Sure. -Run! 357 00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:33,698 Stop! If he wants to delay them, first he has to get me. 358 00:44:36,296 --> 00:44:39,250 Please help! 359 00:44:39,287 --> 00:44:40,702 He needs help. 360 00:44:41,562 --> 00:44:44,353 - Help! - No, Susan, Luke. 361 00:44:44,390 --> 00:44:48,442 He wants us to run length He sacrificed himself for us. 362 00:44:48,862 --> 00:44:54,009 Pete, didn't you hear me? Be right back! 363 00:44:56,413 --> 00:44:59,560 I did not estimate the probability of the situation. 364 00:45:01,658 --> 00:45:05,829 - It was a pain. - What are we going to do? 365 00:45:05,893 --> 00:45:06,935 We can't go back. We must... 366 00:45:07,860 --> 00:45:11,698 We have to do what will happen best�� for Edward and Gnarnia. Mrd�m Gnarnia! 367 00:45:14,340 --> 00:45:16,271 He's definitely testing us. 368 00:45:16,307 --> 00:45:20,307 This is not a test! I can see my brain! 369 00:45:36,566 --> 00:45:38,651 I'm Rick James, girl! 370 00:46:13,265 --> 00:46:15,970 Hello, my name is Harry Potter. 371 00:46:18,314 --> 00:46:20,641 - Aren't you old on a bike? 372 00:46:20,678 --> 00:46:22,817 Crap. i am 14 years old 373 00:46:22,854 --> 00:46:25,898 these are my best friends, Ron and Hermione. 374 00:46:27,951 --> 00:46:30,144 Hello! 375 00:46:30,708 --> 00:46:33,315 It will teach you how to take steps. 376 00:46:33,352 --> 00:46:38,302 Harry enjoys collecting and writing of his philosophical friends. 377 00:46:40,563 --> 00:46:43,945 You must be old enough for that kind of shit. 378 00:46:43,981 --> 00:46:48,457 Let's train you to help White Maiden and bring peace to Gnarnia. 379 00:46:48,493 --> 00:46:50,181 Let's learn what we can. For example: how to use... 380 00:46:50,218 --> 00:46:53,683 pl᚝ of invisibility. 381 00:47:01,589 --> 00:47:04,099 � no. You can't see me at all. 382 00:47:04,510 --> 00:47:06,035 where am i 383 00:47:06,071 --> 00:47:07,523 what was that 384 00:47:07,559 --> 00:47:10,860 - Harry... Where am I? 385 00:47:10,897 --> 00:47:11,999 I must be wise. where am i 386 00:47:18,652 --> 00:47:20,532 Fuck you Potter! 387 00:47:21,165 --> 00:47:23,849 I see. That's not the fish. 388 00:47:23,886 --> 00:47:30,089 Training has to start! Turn on the inspirational music! 389 00:47:31,743 --> 00:47:35,824 It was a joke with that skin. 390 00:47:36,342 --> 00:47:37,878 Stand gracefully. Ok, shall we start? 391 00:48:02,744 --> 00:48:06,396 Overcome your fear. I will not be a punisher. 392 00:48:06,439 --> 00:48:09,055 It doesn't do anything to defeat the enemy. 393 00:48:09,091 --> 00:48:13,450 Cheers, Pete. You are maybe a scared chick, 394 00:48:13,486 --> 00:48:19,098 cake? What? What? 395 00:48:33,384 --> 00:48:37,398 Congratulations Pete. your the training is over. 396 00:48:37,444 --> 00:48:39,530 Now he gets to know Assl. 397 00:48:39,567 --> 00:48:40,018 Yes. 398 00:48:40,005 --> 00:48:45,616 This crystal is finished zni�� resistance. 399 00:48:45,722 --> 00:48:49,249 It will start with the earth... 400 00:48:49,359 --> 00:48:52,260 which destroys all of Gnarnia.. 401 00:48:52,362 --> 00:48:54,694 and enable the emergence to a new continent, 402 00:48:54,798 --> 00:48:58,131 where I will be just me and my followers. 403 00:49:00,170 --> 00:49:03,939 Yeah, Whore, that's too much like the plot Superman returns 404 00:49:04,041 --> 00:49:06,168 A� a lot, yeah. 405 00:49:21,997 --> 00:49:25,176 Information from Silas. 406 00:49:25,212 --> 00:49:26,605 D�-ti-ti ute-tusks. 407 00:49:26,642 --> 00:49:33,822 ute-tusks. 408 00:49:36,928 --> 00:49:39,365 D�-ti-ti ute-tusks. 409 00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:43,623 The children ran away! 410 00:49:48,129 --> 00:49:52,502 I have to catch them and kill, don't destroy everything. 411 00:49:53,405 --> 00:49:56,024 Let's see what Edward is up to. 412 00:49:56,645 --> 00:49:59,526 Let me go! I have to get out of here. 413 00:50:00,608 --> 00:50:02,860 I will never see my family again. 414 00:50:04,229 --> 00:50:06,836 We'll get out of here, mate. 415 00:50:10,002 --> 00:50:11,705 Captain Morgan! 416 00:50:11,741 --> 00:50:13,407 I love your rum! 417 00:50:13,508 --> 00:50:16,212 No, Captain Jack Swallows. 418 00:50:21,608 --> 00:50:23,406 - To services. 419 00:50:23,442 --> 00:50:25,204 - Jack Swallows? 420 00:50:30,017 --> 00:50:34,716 In your story, son. Connect you with your family. 421 00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:38,255 My lo� n�s �ek�. 422 00:50:42,269 --> 00:50:43,698 How do we get out of here? 423 00:50:51,924 --> 00:50:54,650 We have a morning! We have a morning! 424 00:50:54,651 --> 00:50:55,693 Why did you do that?! 425 00:50:59,801 --> 00:51:02,481 Quick, I need your help. 426 00:51:18,507 --> 00:51:20,482 We're going. We don't have all day. 427 00:51:52,843 --> 00:51:55,282 Wow, a real pirate ship. 428 00:51:55,553 --> 00:51:58,319 Petr, Lucka and Susan never told me. 429 00:51:59,943 --> 00:52:02,588 Tell me something. What is it like to be a pirate? 430 00:52:02,625 --> 00:52:06,267 I will explain it to you. 431 00:52:09,732 --> 00:52:11,660 "LAZY, PIRATE DAY" 432 00:53:43,496 --> 00:53:48,019 It's time for a guy. where is your family 433 00:53:48,700 --> 00:53:52,727 They are on their way to the Ancient Table, to join the resistance with Assl. 434 00:53:52,763 --> 00:53:57,372 -Interesting. -I got you crazy... 435 00:54:04,823 --> 00:54:08,287 Thanks honey. 436 00:54:09,192 --> 00:54:12,843 It was all prepared, to extract information from me? 437 00:54:12,879 --> 00:54:16,659 Sorry, mate. This is not not even a real pirate ship. 438 00:54:22,901 --> 00:54:24,666 And to hell! 439 00:54:24,667 --> 00:54:26,716 It's a pleasure doing business with you, honey. 440 00:54:35,164 --> 00:54:38,867 Oh yes, you... 441 00:54:38,903 --> 00:54:42,575 you... you... girl. 442 00:54:48,032 --> 00:54:51,703 I always hated you Captain Jack Swallows. 443 00:54:54,901 --> 00:54:59,194 They think I wear this order change the hat? I'll smile at your balls! 444 00:55:01,073 --> 00:55:05,385 Your family is on their way to Asselot. 445 00:55:06,023 --> 00:55:07,534 Summon the troops. 446 00:55:08,584 --> 00:55:13,379 When they want big, they should have it. 447 00:55:16,650 --> 00:55:17,693 Let's get started right away, shall we? 448 00:55:19,323 --> 00:55:20,365 Kills millions! 449 00:55:20,957 --> 00:55:21,999 Billions! 450 00:55:24,209 --> 00:55:26,294 Go on, say it... 451 00:55:26,126 --> 00:55:28,212 My family stopped you! 452 00:55:28,325 --> 00:55:29,368 �suffer�! 453 00:55:55,257 --> 00:55:57,342 Curse the superman crystal. 454 00:56:39,929 --> 00:56:42,261 My name is Borat. 455 00:56:42,365 --> 00:56:46,131 This is my land, Gnarnia. Nice. 456 00:56:55,812 --> 00:56:57,837 That's my sister. 457 00:56:57,947 --> 00:57:01,974 She is a prostitute for four years throughout Gnarnia. 458 00:57:02,085 --> 00:57:03,985 Nice. 459 00:57:16,879 --> 00:57:18,143 Asslo? 460 00:57:19,865 --> 00:57:25,460 Where is she going, baby? Fuck you Assela. 461 00:57:27,975 --> 00:57:29,481 Thank you very much. 462 00:57:30,159 --> 00:57:31,726 - Are you a lion Asslo? - Asslo �hol�kolev 463 00:57:31,774 --> 00:57:35,956 Half man, half lion. 464 00:57:36,589 --> 00:57:40,633 - Or... - My father, Siegfried, killed the lion. 465 00:57:40,669 --> 00:57:44,677 Like what happens in Las Vegas, that you will not see anywhere beyond its borders. 466 00:57:46,014 --> 00:57:50,025 Let me search. You are a married family. 467 00:57:50,811 --> 00:57:53,221 - We have come a long way. - Whatever... 468 00:57:53,998 --> 00:57:55,602 I know one mistake. 469 00:57:55,638 --> 00:57:57,171 Yes, Brother Edward. 470 00:58:00,212 --> 00:58:02,813 He betrayed you. He went to the White Girl. 471 00:58:02,850 --> 00:58:05,378 - Yes, but it's not his fault. - Yeah, yeah... 472 00:58:05,415 --> 00:58:10,132 - But the heating is right... - Heating, heating... 473 00:58:10,632 --> 00:58:13,629 Okay, I'll help you free him. 474 00:58:15,730 --> 00:58:18,811 But you have to do something for me. 475 00:58:23,633 --> 00:58:25,794 What are you doing here, Mel? 476 00:58:28,938 --> 00:58:30,769 Well, in... 477 00:58:39,883 --> 00:58:42,443 Listen, you sweetie F.Y.I. 478 00:58:42,552 --> 00:58:45,350 I sleep in the house... 479 00:58:59,974 --> 00:59:01,709 That was great! 480 00:59:19,722 --> 00:59:21,986 It's Asslo!! 481 00:59:31,076 --> 00:59:35,403 I'll kick your ass like Jackie Chan! 482 00:59:36,954 --> 00:59:40,409 Good bull. I will read this... 483 01:00:54,662 --> 01:00:56,186 Come on, kids. 484 01:01:04,566 --> 01:01:09,157 Pete? Luck, Susan. 485 01:01:09,193 --> 01:01:11,562 I behaved like coot. will you forgive me 486 01:01:11,599 --> 01:01:13,056 - We already did it. 487 01:01:13,092 --> 01:01:16,678 We are family. 488 01:01:17,379 --> 01:01:19,304 I often hear that. 489 01:01:25,088 --> 01:01:29,438 ��CH, a scene from the movie Dr. Phil here play later. Let's get out of here. 490 01:01:37,834 --> 01:01:40,164 Goodbye Asslo. 491 01:01:57,127 --> 01:01:59,790 what is what happened 492 01:02:00,558 --> 01:02:01,886 He didn't come back. 493 01:02:03,171 --> 01:02:05,475 Fuck you, talking beaver! 494 01:02:05,525 --> 01:02:07,611 Wait! 495 01:02:08,898 --> 01:02:11,007 Such is the life of a beaver. 496 01:02:11,580 --> 01:02:14,596 You forgot, girl, that we met. 497 01:02:14,633 --> 01:02:16,019 V�m. 498 01:02:17,650 --> 01:02:19,870 Asslo is never coming back. 499 01:02:20,342 --> 01:02:22,396 White Girl killed him. 500 01:02:23,315 --> 01:02:25,104 It's still hot. 501 01:02:31,296 --> 01:02:35,995 That's the end. White Girl she will rule forever. 502 01:02:36,031 --> 01:02:39,543 We have v�s. You will set us free. 503 01:02:39,580 --> 01:02:42,664 You are the future rulers of Gnarnia. 504 01:02:42,700 --> 01:02:45,748 Fighting for your country is an honor. 505 01:02:46,545 --> 01:02:48,023 We will fight with you. 506 01:02:50,056 --> 01:02:51,738 We do. 507 01:02:52,310 --> 01:02:54,583 We'll fight for you, Pete. 508 01:02:55,443 --> 01:02:58,612 That Girl ruined our style Life is too long. 509 01:02:59,885 --> 01:03:02,005 We know you. 510 01:03:08,489 --> 01:03:11,276 Tomorrow we fight, so tonight... 511 01:03:11,495 --> 01:03:13,212 ...let's celebrate! 512 01:03:15,044 --> 01:03:18,172 Gnarnie, are you ready to rock and roll? 513 01:03:57,779 --> 01:04:01,990 You, Suzi. No, I advise you not... I advise you to have a clear mind. 514 01:04:05,989 --> 01:04:09,117 Honor such a turn. Like this... 515 01:04:13,795 --> 01:04:15,994 You should feel lucky too. 516 01:04:19,136 --> 01:04:22,514 I could kind of. - Okay 517 01:04:26,832 --> 01:04:31,003 booze booze booze, booze... ! 518 01:04:50,752 --> 01:04:52,045 Hi. 519 01:04:53,437 --> 01:04:58,545 - Ouch. - So, you're the king of Gnarnia? 520 01:04:59,189 --> 01:05:01,115 How is it? 521 01:05:02,298 --> 01:05:04,814 It turns me on so much. 522 01:05:05,821 --> 01:05:08,698 How about we get out of here. 523 01:05:56,376 --> 01:05:58,139 Are you okay? 524 01:05:59,813 --> 01:06:02,304 Huh? Yeah. 525 01:06:44,096 --> 01:06:46,455 Do you know that I have supernatural power? 526 01:06:47,925 --> 01:06:49,874 I can change forms. 527 01:06:49,910 --> 01:06:52,328 I can turn into anyone. 528 01:06:52,907 --> 01:06:54,765 What would you like? 529 01:06:59,087 --> 01:07:02,503 Big packages? 530 01:07:02,992 --> 01:07:04,686 Good. 531 01:07:11,359 --> 01:07:17,485 And a big black ass... I like a big ass. 532 01:07:19,242 --> 01:07:20,736 Good. 533 01:07:29,211 --> 01:07:34,167 - The king wants both fused! 534 01:07:34,203 --> 01:07:35,485 Good. Good. 535 01:07:41,902 --> 01:07:44,577 And big enough hands. 536 01:07:47,418 --> 01:07:48,892 Opened key on hands... 537 01:07:48,906 --> 01:07:51,156 ... like my heavenly Britney Spears. 538 01:07:52,194 --> 01:07:54,194 This is what I'm talking about! 539 01:07:56,581 --> 01:07:58,499 Come to me! 540 01:08:24,859 --> 01:08:25,955 Where is everyone? 541 01:08:30,293 --> 01:08:33,834 I don't know, maybe they ran away because Susan v�era beat everyone.. 542 01:08:35,434 --> 01:08:36,867 They are probably outnumbered. 543 01:09:10,606 --> 01:09:12,624 No more running. 544 01:09:27,310 --> 01:09:29,687 We may not have the advantage in numbers,... 545 01:09:29,723 --> 01:09:31,666 ...nor the weapons they use. 546 01:09:31,702 --> 01:09:34,303 but we have something much stronger. 547 01:09:34,339 --> 01:09:36,280 Big breasts? 548 01:09:38,279 --> 01:09:40,525 Hello to the family. 549 01:09:41,401 --> 01:09:43,514 I will always be with you, brother. 550 01:09:58,129 --> 01:10:02,247 Revenge is... mine! 551 01:10:03,308 --> 01:10:04,370 That's Jack Swallows. 552 01:10:09,863 --> 01:10:13,959 It will pay a lot of money! White Girl! 553 01:10:14,096 --> 01:10:17,225 Thank me for life, Jack Swallows. 554 01:10:17,261 --> 01:10:19,275 The time of payback has come. 555 01:10:55,984 --> 01:10:58,597 She blinded me! Help! 556 01:11:11,624 --> 01:11:12,910 Buran. 557 01:11:17,411 --> 01:11:19,084 Have no mercy. 558 01:12:08,420 --> 01:12:10,676 I'm here, dammit! 559 01:12:24,131 --> 01:12:26,171 No! 560 01:12:38,831 --> 01:12:40,348 Yes... 561 01:12:43,127 --> 01:12:44,645 Yes, that's right. 562 01:12:45,079 --> 01:12:48,160 Crawl. 563 01:12:47,694 --> 01:12:50,390 Just like your parents. 564 01:12:50,427 --> 01:12:52,440 No, I killed them. 565 01:13:11,004 --> 01:13:14,022 Let's slow down so I can he could count on you. 566 01:14:24,145 --> 01:14:26,158 On n� ! 567 01:15:16,215 --> 01:15:18,393 This will be fun. 568 01:15:42,695 --> 01:15:43,895 It's a crystal. 569 01:15:44,250 --> 01:15:46,296 We are all here! We are all here! 570 01:15:47,567 --> 01:15:50,400 Give me the remote. 571 01:15:56,375 --> 01:15:58,469 Yes! 572 01:16:05,947 --> 01:16:06,817 No, stand up. 573 01:16:08,760 --> 01:16:11,029 We don't dream about it. 574 01:16:11,166 --> 01:16:13,662 Those bastards will suffer. 575 01:16:14,053 --> 01:16:16,069 Democracy reigns in nov� Gnarnia... 576 01:16:16,583 --> 01:16:18,242 ... with the judiciary. 577 01:16:19,573 --> 01:16:21,624 He will get a fair trial. 578 01:16:21,660 --> 01:16:24,139 He will be judged by a jury. 579 01:16:24,727 --> 01:16:26,579 Sorry, D�vko. 580 01:16:29,828 --> 01:16:34,399 Come on. Fuck it... 581 01:16:37,617 --> 01:16:41,787 Out of the way, �nothing. Pardon. Get the hell out of my face. 582 01:16:42,205 --> 01:16:44,843 I present to you the king and the queens of Gnarnia! 583 01:16:45,316 --> 01:16:46,615 Peter Staten, 584 01:16:48,703 --> 01:16:50,198 Susan Fair, 585 01:16:51,181 --> 01:16:53,979 Edward Reliable 586 01:16:54,015 --> 01:16:56,777 and so� Lucka �tvrtmozkov� (well, just shit in the head). 587 01:16:58,589 --> 01:17:00,714 Thank you! 588 01:17:31,128 --> 01:17:33,831 And so they enabled Peter, Susan, Edward and Lucka 589 01:17:34,345 --> 01:17:36,350 return of peace to Gnarnia. 590 01:17:36,943 --> 01:17:38,912 They stopped being orphans. 591 01:17:38,948 --> 01:17:43,057 They became family. 592 01:17:44,351 --> 01:17:48,596 They ruled Gnarnia for many years, 593 01:17:48,632 --> 01:17:52,841 until they discovered glass again. 594 01:17:52,755 --> 01:17:53,798 Let's try the piss. 595 01:18:03,489 --> 01:18:04,786 Well, I'm going... 596 01:18:04,847 --> 01:18:06,977 Oops, some blood. 597 01:18:25,813 --> 01:18:27,530 That's the sk���. 598 01:18:27,566 --> 01:18:29,246 It's been so long... 599 01:18:29,374 --> 01:18:30,922 It's been so long... 600 01:18:32,266 --> 01:18:35,003 Chuck Norris is the best��. 601 01:19:16,071 --> 01:19:17,459 We are young again. 602 01:19:20,698 --> 01:19:22,821 How are you? 603 01:19:22,858 --> 01:19:27,448 You did it! You did a movie about a movie with a happy ending... 604 01:19:30,159 --> 01:19:31,024 No!